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Just Demotivational Poster


TAGS: yoga masters relation techniques just get drunk
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:44 am
Some of the homeless in my neighborhood do those poses, hah-ha.
lesterinside - September 1, 2012, 11:35 pm
Bwahahahahaha. 5L
pratham - December 29, 2011, 1:44 pm
SunnyDay - December 25, 2010, 11:34 am
I'm bowing to the master, this is the greatest poster EVER ! 5L of course
Nagard - October 30, 2010, 7:50 pm
Hilarious! Just plain awesome!
rerun - October 30, 2010, 6:59 pm

ICEMAN - October 30, 2010, 6:40 pm
5 chakras
crankyhead - October 30, 2010, 6:12 pm


TAGS: when you just know you messed up
Rating: 3.87/5

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oni - October 2, 2009, 3:54 pm
rofl wat he did ?
MrRandom - September 23, 2009, 12:00 pm
MrRandom - September 23, 2009, 11:55 am
Great movie and a great poser
LogicDude - September 23, 2009, 11:40 am
Most excellent! 5!
The Goat - September 23, 2009, 11:22 am
Bambi meets Godzilla - the remake!
Ed-Hyde - September 23, 2009, 10:40 am
5 Kung-fu hustlin' lions


TAGS: justice
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Airman

HammerofHeeb - October 26, 2010, 1:24 pm
5 Soaps on a Rope from me.
50cal - October 19, 2010, 4:57 pm
If you watch the documenties on these jails a great deal of inmate relaps because life is so much better for them in Jail. Nothing to worry about other then getting up and who's doin who....


TAGS: justme back to the future
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by justme

deChelca - February 4, 2012, 6:04 pm
It's $12 here! Further north: $33 for a bottle of Cheez Whiz, $13 for a pack of spaghetti noodles, $40 for a bottle of cranberry juice, and $77 for a bag of breaded chicken. That’s at some grocery stores in remote fly-in Arctic communities in Canada.
justme - January 2, 2012, 12:04 pm
they have to be 79c right now :P
vulture - December 31, 2011, 6:02 pm
http://data.bls.gov/cgi-bin/cpicalc.pl?cost1=0.79&year1=1962&year2=2011 79c in 1962 = $5.92 in 2011. Bacon is cheaper, now!!
falloutghoul - September 19, 2011, 8:43 am
d*** right we have to go back!

KLUTZES - We all know one

Disenchantment -

TAGS: your problems are just beginning
Rating: 4.89/5

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mizzdizz - November 22, 2015, 2:06 am
Yuk-yuk, is that you getting carried away by the brave handsome knight? I'm jealous! 5L


JUST HAD AN ARGUMENT - With my alarm clock. It wanted me to wake up. I disagreed. Things got violent. Now the alarm clock's broken and I'm wide awake... Not sure who won

TAGS: just had an argument
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

falloutghoul - May 8, 2013, 10:01 am
M0rd3kaI - May 8, 2013, 2:06 am
If you don't die doing your duty then you have not lived a life worth living eh?
falloutghoul - April 30, 2013, 10:55 am
I think the clock actually won. It accomplished its goal.
M0rd3kaI - August 11, 2012, 6:31 pm
Yes... yes I did... well, tired as I was, was still a nice day. Thanks Ug
ughomer - August 11, 2012, 3:45 pm
Mord, seems you went "ape" over this!
forseti - August 10, 2011, 11:47 am
Not sure if "win-win" or "lose-lose" situation... 5L
gas - August 10, 2011, 11:15 am
hehehe, ni5e


TAGS: vegetarian life sustain consume justsay n
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Ism

falloutghoul - June 13, 2012, 7:55 pm
Splendidly put! 5's for you!


MEANWHILE - At the Hall Of Justice.

1st Impressions -

TAGS: police detectives women blonde suspects profile lg just kidding tee hee
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 5, 2014, 11:17 pm
It doesn't have to....
lgvernon - November 1, 2014, 11:03 pm

And so it begins...


TAGS: casey anthony dexter justice
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Airman

MonsterRaven3 - January 3, 2014, 5:00 pm
Well played sir.


TAGS: people just wont die in jerusalem
Rating: 4.46/5

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Faceplant31 - April 1, 2010, 12:17 am
Keep it up the good work
TheWiceMan - April 1, 2010, 12:15 am
I'll remember that to next time
Faceplant31 - March 31, 2010, 11:50 pm
5l but - 1 for no title. A title would have sealed this one fantastically wice


TAGS: liberty justice harsh true
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by Bruzilla

falloutghoul - May 16, 2012, 3:47 pm
I bet most, if not all socio-political topics would fit this.
CloudchaserS - May 14, 2012, 10:22 pm
The subject of same *** marriage would fit this
falloutghoul - May 14, 2012, 5:14 pm
The irony is sooo thick in this.
jamesvpiii - May 14, 2012, 10:35 am
So sad but so true

PARANOIA - I'm telling you, man, he's planning something... The way he just sits and stares, doesn't even blink... Damn goldfish freaks me out, man...

A BOY IS CRYING WHILE WATCHING TV - MOM: what's wrong? BOY: Justin Bieber got shot on CSI MOM: it's ok, it's not real. He's still alive BOY: that's why i'm crying!

TAGS: crying boy justin bieber
Rating: 4.71/5

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Valek - February 27, 2012, 8:40 pm
Seen this before. Nearly a year ago, still hilarious though.
Coombsy007 - August 20, 2011, 5:03 am
I wi$h!


JUSTIN - Apparently Google Isn't One Of His Fans


TAGS: ex pentagram drunk calling justsay n
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Ism

Reality Lord - May 23, 2012, 10:36 pm

RonE - May 23, 2012, 2:35 pm
They don't think they can control it via a symbol. It is a lot more complicated than that. Loved the image/moti though
CloudchaserS - May 23, 2012, 10:40 am
I LOL at those who think that supernatural beings can be controlled by a mere symbol


TAGS: just a slice of life
Rating: 4.55/5

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rerun - January 13, 2013, 10:17 am

d***, I miss Airman
Oiler - January 13, 2013, 10:13 am
Late arriver as I have said...but this is a spectacular poster. Thanks Airman. This took a lot of thought.5L
Chompers - August 7, 2010, 9:54 pm
There is power in a single, random act of kindness. You never know how much it could mean to someone.
TheWiceMan - March 29, 2010, 10:39 pm
B-E-A-UTIFUl Sir! I saved this to my comp :)
Airman - March 19, 2010, 12:00 pm
had the same effect on me. I am glad the mods let it through, since it is a bit different
Clonan - March 19, 2010, 12:07 am
Emotional, good one!
Krissie - March 18, 2010, 9:44 pm
I wont go into great detail, but I work at a salon where we service quite a large elderly clientele, and have lost a few that were like "another mommy" to me...I shed quite a few tears on this one. 5L's from me.
rerun - March 18, 2010, 8:51 pm

this brought a tear to my eyes, very moving.
amina - March 18, 2010, 7:41 pm
Wow, this was beautiful.
Iconoclast - March 18, 2010, 7:31 pm
Thank you, Airman.


TAGS: justice kids behave self rerun
Rating: 4.91/5

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fgd051943 - November 14, 2013, 6:31 pm
But having grandkids who are just like they were is even sweeter payback!
fgd051943 - November 14, 2013, 6:30 pm
But having grandkids who are just like they were is even sweeter payback!
fgd051943 - November 14, 2013, 6:30 pm
But having grandkids who are just like they were is even sweeter payback!
Airman - April 8, 2011, 6:34 pm
5 paybacks are hell
Bovee - April 7, 2011, 8:40 pm
Greeny - April 7, 2011, 7:19 pm
No Kidding


TAGS: happiness is just an illusion
Rating: 4.75/5

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Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 9:10 am
Thank You trash
TheTrashHeap - November 5, 2010, 8:46 am
This really is genius Hammy.
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 8:44 am
Thank you
Reality Lord - November 5, 2010, 7:12 am

truely de-motivating.
forseti - November 4, 2010, 6:35 pm
If someone wants to remove himself from the gene pool, it musst be Darwinism at it's best. 5 Dinos


TAGS: a rhino will never be a unicorn just like man will never be god hammy
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 9:51 pm
5150monkeylove - November 5, 2010, 9:46 pm
I have a similar theme I was working on (diff pic) Now I will have to go back to the drawing board. (sigh) 5 new beginnings
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 9:04 pm
And Aggy, Sure Man, You're the Alpha, Nothing would have happened if it Weren't For You. Now Go Back To Mr.Guinness, He Says There Is Something You Must discuss.
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 9:03 pm
Thank You
rerun - November 5, 2010, 8:58 pm

nice work hammy
ICEMAN - November 5, 2010, 8:44 pm
To thine own self be true X 5. Nice work Hammy.
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 8:30 pm
LOL! They all say they like it, but I approved of it first. So there!
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 7:57 pm
Thanks Guys, and pwees no-one can Defeat Me At Bad Spelling And Grammer..
Faceplant31 - November 5, 2010, 7:55 pm
ROR! Your comment makes you sounds as dumb as me RL, i swer i can spell. (Thank goodness there wasn't a spelling/ grammar test to becoming a mod or i wouldn't have even tried.
Reality Lord - November 5, 2010, 7:50 pm

what the faceman said...ditto.
Faceplant31 - November 5, 2010, 7:46 pm
This is donw pretty d*** well hammy, good job. 5
forseti - November 5, 2010, 7:44 pm
"like man will never be god >HAMMY


TAGS: immigration policy nativeamerican problems justsay n
Rating: 4.63/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 5, 2012, 1:07 am
Ouch! Painfully, ironically, and 5adly true in a paradoxic, roundabout way.


TAGS: long poster challenge just to piss off grey iceman
Rating: 4.67/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 2:06 am
ROFLMAO! But ICEMAN, I gave you this ph**o in confidence. And... you shouldn't have :-D
DanteMars - January 19, 2011, 5:50 pm
This poster is hilarious, and 50cal's last comment made it even funnier. 5L long-legged lions
DingoKeeper - November 4, 2010, 6:53 pm
In Soviet Russsia, Aerials receive YOU!
curzondax12 - November 4, 2010, 1:49 am
d*** that's long....hold on while I zip my pants so I can see your motifake.
50cal - October 29, 2010, 9:50 am
You all are joking right? It only looks big because the bushes have been trimmed! :-)
forseti - October 29, 2010, 9:30 am
5 just for the tags! LOL
panic8 - October 29, 2010, 8:32 am
I need a new scroll wheel and I've got racking pains in my index, bravo! :-D
ICEMAN - October 29, 2010, 8:28 am
Mornin' Grey, How's every 'lil' thing?
GreyScorpion - October 29, 2010, 8:25 am
ICE!! #$*#@!A^Hole~+$#|#!!!&%$* Jack^Azz! #$%@*%$:)Mutha.^#69$% 5L #@%&*##Corksacker$#^&# ;)
ICEMAN - October 29, 2010, 8:01 am
@ culos, sorry about that. It's kinda' tough to search some 75,000+ posters. ;)
panic8 - October 29, 2010, 7:52 am
How many Bonus Miles did I earn now?
culos - October 29, 2010, 3:19 am
Sorry Ice, like the words so I won't vote. Did this one long long time ago already
Neener - October 29, 2010, 2:57 am
holy crap!
5150monkeylove - October 29, 2010, 2:53 am
Jeez Ice! You REALLY don't screw around when you go big. 5 long ones

ACTOR - his name is Robert Pattinson. he is not Edward. Edward is not real.

LOVE - We come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.

TAGS: justme
Rating: 4.83/5

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marlygirl - April 21, 2011, 2:45 pm
I have always loved this quote. 5L, good stuff
rerun - April 21, 2011, 2:44 pm

excellent. Post this to motitwist as well.

JUSTIN BIEBER - Why is he so pale? Because there's no light in the closet.

TAGS: justin pale fail closet bieber
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by LucasI34

falconfossi - January 4, 2012, 10:49 am
"my mother was a polar bear, that's why he was dating a panda!" (Gaffigan, Beyond the Pale)
LordKraven - December 31, 2010, 9:58 am
unfortunately pop music is just that "pop"ular. I weap because the kids now days have Justin Beiber and I had Led Zep. Sigh...A generation lost. At least my 9yo daughter always asks me to play my AC/DC CDs
crankyhead - December 30, 2010, 2:09 pm
DrFlummis - December 30, 2010, 7:05 am
Donkasaurus - December 30, 2010, 2:28 am
Because little kids should grow up with real music cloud. It makes for more open-minded, and inquisitive people.
ICEMAN - December 30, 2010, 12:04 am
I get it Cloudchaser, you were a fan of the Hansons, Scott Baio, New Kids on the Block etc. Oh, and did you get over your crush for Marky Mark yet?
Cloudchaser - December 29, 2010, 11:25 pm
I'm not a fan of his, but I don't understand all the hate and making fun of him. It's not like he goes around being a jerk or engaging in bad behavior
Donkasaurus - December 29, 2010, 9:00 pm
Me thinks it was the latter. I have 4 dog tags, but they stay on my bedroom wall...not my neck.
TheTrashHeap - December 29, 2010, 8:51 pm
Maybe he supports the troops? Maybe they belonged to a cherished relative who died at war? Or maybe he got them off the actual dog he f***ed for breakfast this morning!
Donkasaurus - December 29, 2010, 8:41 pm
Why the hell is justin bieber wearing a dog tag on his chain? That should be considered blasphemy.


TAGS: legendarydarkknight45 just think
Rating: 4.78/5

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djrcreative - January 18, 2012, 12:47 am
LOL! So true. I can't complain. I take the bus.


TAGS: check keyboard just in case please ignore previous not signed in
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by steph1

fredcruz1234 - November 18, 2011, 12:14 am
Why do I always fall for this...
TattooedSteve - March 31, 2011, 8:15 pm
I f***ing did! I salute you...
Cloudchaser - February 27, 2011, 12:05 pm
S-E-X actually is almost horizontal



:) -

TAGS: just smile death awaits
Rating: 4.12/5

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Rick69 - March 27, 2012, 3:10 pm
When you are born; you cry & everyone else smiles... but live a life so when you die; everyone else cries but you smile... :)
carebear - March 27, 2012, 1:35 pm
(carebear BANNED)
maoworks2 - March 25, 2012, 7:43 am
Good One.

JUSTICE - If only the Boondock Saints were real, the world would be a better place.

TAGS: boondock saints justice
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by Johnny R.

zoomer296 - January 31, 2013, 7:20 pm
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti.
zoomer296 - January 31, 2013, 7:18 pm
And Shepherds we shall be For thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. (Continued.)
agdaniele - January 2, 2010, 2:08 am
Last warning boeweizer.
agdaniele - January 2, 2010, 2:08 am
No political talk here. Politifake.org ony. Thank you.
boeweizer - January 2, 2010, 2:06 am
would they kill obama or just his advisers?
Bartimaeus - November 8, 2009, 7:08 pm
Saints are still UNDEFEATED! BAM!
Reason - October 20, 2009, 4:38 pm
they are a little nuts, DZ but you have to admit that prayer is badass.
DZ - April 12, 2009, 5:24 am
I would definetely appreciate a little vigilantism... But not by two religious nutbags.... Cool movie anyway!
KRoNiK - February 4, 2009, 11:08 pm
Poster is an epic win
Sean - December 27, 2008, 1:42 am
Great movie.

PAPA SPANK! - A star-spangled spanking.

TAGS: superman wonder woman wonderwoman justice league dc comics d c superhero
Rating: 2.26/5

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jake - August 3, 2009, 8:04 am
art work, eh.... IDEA, niiiiiiice!



TAGS: motivation justbecause
Rating: 4.8/5

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lesterinside - September 1, 2012, 11:30 pm
SICK..... 5L
Sho - June 13, 2012, 4:33 pm
5L !
forseti - July 26, 2010, 8:56 am
Sick, you can't make another pic as good as this! I'm sure!
agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 1:29 am
Back, and in form... 5L
ICEMAN - July 23, 2010, 11:30 pm
Or is it because you have nothing better to do? Rock & roll Sick, 5L.
Reality Lord - July 23, 2010, 8:38 pm

crankyhead - July 23, 2010, 8:15 pm
So nice =)
Faceplant31 - July 23, 2010, 7:52 pm
Sicko! Where you been? 5L BTW


Fairness -

TAGS: justice world fairness people hammy
Rating: 4.38/5

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maoworks2 - December 24, 2013, 3:19 pm
Truth That Hurts .

105,426 -

TAGS: dont you just hate when that happens
Rating: 4.47/5

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Cubbybear - June 18, 2010, 5:07 pm
George poor dude...5/5

JUSTIN BIEBER - Everyone stop making fun of her.

TAGS: justin bieber
Rating: 2.96/5

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Thedge - August 31, 2014, 9:38 pm
Really... or it'll open a fresh can of wipe arse !


TAGS: justme bbq
Rating: 3.57/5

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rerun - July 25, 2011, 7:24 pm

saw this i=one yesterday, on another site
THEBRAT - July 25, 2011, 6:33 am
I'd a said, favorite mans toys - BBQ's and wheels or Why buy a real BBQ with wheels when you can carry your groceries too...lol


TAGS: i just wanted happiness
Rating: 4.79/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 28, 2014, 3:03 pm
Last night I had a dream of life, and love, and cities burning. Inside the strangest dream I thought I saw the world ending.
M0rd3kaI - September 14, 2012, 5:24 pm
I see what you did there. give me a sec and it's there as well. Thanks.
M0rd3kaI - September 14, 2012, 5:23 pm
I hope you're not referring to "touching" in the way I think you are... Thanks, appreciate it, dabbled a bit, but like the end result. Cheers Brethren.
rerun - September 13, 2012, 8:14 pm

you should post this somewhere else, saw a place with a twist.
Rick69 - September 13, 2012, 3:37 pm
Touching... And beautiful arrangement... Mainly touching...
M0rd3kaI - September 13, 2012, 5:47 am
Thanks Space, Appreciate it.
spacedog - September 12, 2012, 11:35 pm
Nice one Kai. 5L
M0rd3kaI - September 12, 2012, 7:42 pm
Thanks Stevie, much appreciated. And glad to hear that mass of decay you call a heart is still moving. Cheers.
steve1961 - September 12, 2012, 6:51 pm
5l. well deserved. you have moved even my cold heart.

Insomnia -

TAGS: insomnia never goes away it just gets better no can haz a sleep
Rating: 4.25/5

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lgvernon - January 17, 2014, 9:41 pm

Could have, but my mind's a blank.
Silverheart - January 17, 2014, 5:02 pm
Then your forked
lgvernon - January 17, 2014, 1:11 pm

That would be me. ONly there's a fork stuck in that outlet...

BE PREPARED - the Boy Scout Motto has never failed me yet

if i could -

TAGS: eric garner i can t breathe justice paul simon
Rating: 2.83/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

premiumgrade - April 9, 2015, 2:31 am
If people obeyed the police, this crap would nearly disappear. I have no sympathy.
GaryO - January 24, 2015, 5:35 pm
So it would seem, especially if yer not from the neighborhood. It appears both sides let a little thing get outta hand
kellyvanrijn - January 24, 2015, 2:37 pm
I guess the lesson here is don't break the law, and obey the commands of the police.
Greybeard - December 7, 2014, 9:48 pm
Awesome and strikenly sad.
GaryO - December 7, 2014, 10:19 am


dragnet - 2014 -

TAGS: just the facts ma aam
Rating: 4.5/5

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MissPriss - February 14, 2014, 12:09 am
In my defense, it's late here...I had to read it twice and studied it 3 times. But I final5Ly got it.

INTERNET ADDICTION - Give a person a fish and they eat for a day; Give that person the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

TAGS: come on baby gimme a little bandwidth just a bit of the good stuff
Rating: 4.36/5

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zammuelist - February 21, 2010, 6:29 pm
but never give him a fishing rod, he'll poke your eye out
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 5:28 pm
Thanks Guys!
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 5:27 pm
Great job TTH.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 4:37 pm
Good one Trash...5L
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 4:19 pm
Genius. 5L


TAGS: reindeer day jewish pride oy it is just savvy
Rating: 3.7/5

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Untamedfifty - July 7, 2010, 10:00 pm
boy i tell ya id drop that one like a rock
agdaniele - December 22, 2009, 7:48 pm
Oh stop, rerun... you're giving me nachas!
rerun - December 22, 2009, 12:59 am

schvitzing? Oh, what a schmedric you are,,,,who knew?
agdaniele - December 22, 2009, 12:15 am
agdaniele - December 22, 2009, 12:15 am
You want they should make with the schvitzing?


IT'S NOT COOL - To beat up women

TAGS: justin bieber violence women
Rating: 4.2/5

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tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 9:10 pm
Hahaha.... I heard about that. Although he does alot of surprise visits to cheer people up (koodos). I still can't stand the young ladie.

Boyz N The Hood -

TAGS: racism justice liberty law equality
Rating: 4/5

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Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 4:00 am
Trayvon Martin broke contact went home ditched his drugs came back jumped out from behind a bush and hit the "creepy a$$ed cracker" from behind and was beating the man's head against the pavement when sh**. 0nly a moron could call Martin's death "murder".
birddseedd - July 31, 2014, 3:25 pm
problem with this is, zimmerman did not shoot when he saw the hood, she sh** when he was being beat to death


TAGS: just get me down you idiot i mean hey uhm little help
Rating: 3.48/5

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Zed - December 5, 2009, 3:04 am
Not to my knowledge, as my grandpa's quite dead. Ron may have known him, though...
Sean - December 5, 2009, 3:03 am
RON's yer grampa?
Zed - December 5, 2009, 2:50 am
Well, as my grandpa used to say: "Build a man a fire, he'll be warm for one night. SET a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life!"
MrRandom - December 5, 2009, 2:48 am
And what about the flame thrower?
Zed - December 5, 2009, 2:46 am
Sean, it's JUST a chainsaw! I left the rocket launcher in the trunk, I promise!
Sean - December 5, 2009, 2:45 am
Thanks, spacedog, and keep Zed the hell away from me.
spacedog - December 5, 2009, 2:43 am
Excellent Sean, 5Ls
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 2:37 am
zed: Solution man.
Zed - December 5, 2009, 2:36 am
Okay, lemmee gas up the chainsaw...
Sean - December 5, 2009, 2:36 am
Thanks, but I guess I'm just tired of people asking me that question. Just get me the hell down from here/there/this/these/whatever.
Produceman117 - December 5, 2009, 2:31 am
On the money as usual, Sean. 5.


TAGS: skid mark protected just mix with your dirty laundry on the floor
Rating: 3.41/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 10:41 am
Thanks Veg
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 10:04 am
1L on this poster, BTW. It's awful.
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:56 am
LOL...That's a nice outlook. I'll try that, Bone.
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:53 am
Agreed. I'll sum it up like this: Just because I mention a problem doesn't make me any less aware that the problem is unsolvable. The Timmys have enough satisfaction as is... They're not gonna force silence on me, too. If that makes me a complainer, o wel
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:48 am
I just a5sume it's my Mother-In-Law voting...cause no matter how much GD money you make it's never good enough for her baby.
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:41 am
Never thought is was Veg. It's the chemically imbalanced of society that fear the truth...nothing more nothing less.
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:38 am
That's not directed towards you, by the way...
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:38 am
I gotcha Bone, but I'm not worked up at all. I'm just typing words on a keyboard. It may look or seem like more than it is, but somewhere beyond the a**umption of anger, I said something that's actually true. I'm wondering when that became a bad thing.
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:31 am
down the list and smack a 1L on every d*** poster that makes me sick.
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:30 am
Timmies come and Timmies go...no sense getting worked up over it Veggie! I've been here a long time and am use to it. It's the anonymous Timmies that just trip your trigger. If someone thinks it's a 1L I'm fine with that. It's just the trolls that run...
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:25 am
My bad bro, but if everyone else is gonna be afraid to say it for fear of being ridiculed for "arguing on the internet," then that's fine. That doesn't mean what I'm saying is any less true. If you're a ***k, I'll call you a ***k. Internet or not, Timmys.
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:15 am
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:11 am
There's a big difference between a 5 and a 1. I mean, if you kinda don't like the poster, give it d*** 3 or 4. But 1? Seriously?
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:08 am
Thanks sickartist. And Veggie you were right, the 1L's just came down the pike!
sickartist - December 26, 2009, 8:32 am
Nice when a twisted idea comes to fruition 5L

MASKS - Although I know its unfair, I reveal myself one mask at a time.

TAGS: mask justme
Rating: 4.71/5

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stormXIII - July 1, 2011, 8:27 pm
self awareness is less usual than one think


MOM!!! - Dad's doing that thing with the babysitter again!

TAGS: theres a blonde joke here but i just cant put my finger on it
Rating: 3.49/5

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LeHurleur - September 23, 2009, 7:38 pm
Hahaha, I love this one !
Zed - September 23, 2009, 3:40 pm
BoneCD - September 23, 2009, 8:44 am
Dammit...I knew there was reason I should have had kids.

BLUE BEETLE & BOOSTER GOLD - Greatest duo in comics!


TAGS: just friends curse calendar benefits
Rating: 5/5

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Zetmonk - February 13, 2012, 4:29 am
I like the fresh positive outlook!
caveman - February 12, 2012, 2:14 am
Nice to hear. Boredom does the vocabulary good i guess.
LiquidAngel - February 12, 2012, 1:18 am
All of your recent posters have been awesome, this one is no exception, keep em coming.

End of watch -



TAGS: buy now or just dont
Rating: 4.56/5

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NotoriousGIL - April 20, 2011, 2:16 am
Yet another good one, Capn! 5, of course.
spacedog - April 19, 2011, 6:32 pm
Makes me think of Bud-light.


TAGS: adapt adjust overcome or drink
Rating: 4.55/5

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Faceplant31 - July 12, 2010, 2:42 pm
Amsome aggy.
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 2:18 am
Only the best of us do.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 2:16 am
I choose Drink.....5L

KISS - Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

TAGS: justme
Rating: 4.44/5

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rerun - April 23, 2011, 11:16 am


MEANWHILE IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE... - The Waldos are trying to find you

TAGS: just like in russia
Rating: 3.76/5

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colt45103 - November 25, 2009, 9:24 pm
In Soviet Russia the Waldos find you...
agdaniele - September 30, 2009, 1:03 am
That's Gavin... he was a Waldo fan far before these idiots. They dress the part, but do they really ever try to blend into a crowd? Nobody ever finds Gavin when HE hides in plain sight. Still... it's disrespectful to point at him and say "There's baldo!"
MrRandom - September 30, 2009, 12:50 am
I've only seen this now but WTF is with the guy in the bottom right corner

HOUSEKEEPING TIP OF THE DAY - Keep several Get-Well cards on the mantle. If unexpected guests arrive, they'll think you've been sick and unable to clean

TAGS: just a tip from your uncle airman
Rating: 3.4/5

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Jas - September 21, 2009, 7:14 pm
Also, if people think i'm sick - there is a good chance they'll piss off and leave me alone.
Jas - September 21, 2009, 7:13 pm
Thanks man! Buying a house this week and I'll have give it a try.

BLOODSUCKING EVIL DEVIL WOMAN - Otherwise known as the ex wife.

TAGS: someone once asked me why i like p*** so much i just laughed and laughed
Rating: 3.39/5

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LD0ne - April 13, 2010, 9:28 am
i beg to differ http://www.naughty.com/news/Avril_Lavigne/h**_Maxim_Ph**os/images/Avril_Lavigne_Nice_Curves_picture.jpg
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 15, 2009, 4:23 pm
Is that Avril Lavigne? The only thing scarier is her without a little ph**oshopping or with a microphone.

BLAME CANADA. - HAHAHAHA...that's right silly Americans, forget the cold war..

TAGS: justin
Rating: 3/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 3, 2012, 6:37 am
Godd*** duckface... no vote

Your Welcome -

TAGS: cupcake licked frosting just muffin
Rating: 5/5

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demon001 - August 9, 2014, 12:54 pm
Your welcome, my welcome, his/her welcome!


TAGS: ya sometimes you just want to
Rating: 3.45/5

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Derek - November 7, 2009, 4:55 pm
Looks like a reenactment of the Somme
timebomb - November 7, 2009, 2:50 pm
Please take my ex with you.


TAGS: conservatives liberals can t we just get along
Rating: 3.28/5

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Derek - August 9, 2009, 6:21 pm
Ahem... only in a strong and free *country*

BATTLE - No one goes into battle thinking God is on the other side.

TAGS: god battle justme
Rating: 4.62/5

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justme - May 1, 2011, 12:36 pm
i dont know if it can be senior... to young for that XD
Airman - April 21, 2011, 6:51 pm
strike that.. I had a dyslexic moment.. or would that be senior?
Airman - April 21, 2011, 6:50 pm
except for the Crusades


TAGS: justme can t fly
Rating: 4.5/5

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GaryO - November 7, 2013, 9:07 am
Love this poster. Cynic, we could be brothers....or our dads were. Ya made me lol.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 7, 2013, 1:32 am
5tate it quite frankly like my dad did, "Stop flapping your arms about like that son, you look like a moron!"

THE EVOLUTION OF MUSIC - From Michael Jackson to American Idol to Justin Bieber - we are so screwed in the future

TAGS: justin bieber sucks michael jackson ryan seacrest american idol
Rating: 3.92/5

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fr9mu1 - June 1, 2010, 2:58 am

NUKES - Because sometimes bullets just aren't enough.

TAGS: nuke explosion war just because
Rating: 3.06/5

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maverick1 - January 13, 2011, 1:14 am
Nukes: Because nothing says f*** YOU! like a mushroom cloud.
aesop's folly - December 24, 2009, 10:16 am
ahh, the good ol H10 bomb
MrRandom - December 24, 2009, 1:49 am
They, who have been lost in the many wars of motifake. That of the tunnels. That of the politifake. And those who are continually fed to the five lions, in order to keep them happy.
agdaniele - December 24, 2009, 1:48 am
LMAO! Indeed!
MrRandom - December 24, 2009, 1:46 am
Many people are buried there.
agdaniele - December 24, 2009, 1:37 am
LOL! It's a twisting curving path, that actually leads to a charming block garden...
phydeaux - December 24, 2009, 1:32 am
Well, I'm somewhat stoked that my first submission got accepted...and bummed that it got 1L. Ah fate, cruel mis*****...

TESTICLES - He just lost them.

TAGS: he just got kicked in the testicles
Rating: 1.73/5

SOMETIMES - you just need someone to listen

TAGS: just a conversation
Rating: 5/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 27, 2010, 6:34 pm
I am deeply offended by this....I'm a great listener. Just the other day Mrs Moooo was saying that if I didn't start behaving she would leave me or something.....does anyone know why my sink is so full of dishes and why I haven't eaten in 9 days?
Anonymous2 - August 27, 2010, 4:23 pm
I wouldn't mind listening to TOC. Shoot, I've been without it so long, I'll take almost any non-relative female attention at this point.
motinet - August 27, 2010, 3:02 pm

LOL - great example of funny for ALL (not just the locals)
Reality Lord - August 27, 2010, 2:53 pm

i love these...5MOREplease

Reality -

TAGS: just a thought
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - December 5, 2014, 8:49 am
GaryO - December 4, 2014, 10:51 pm
well this is gorgeous

Catch-22 -

TAGS: just kidding ladies love you
Rating: 4.91/5

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concern3 - January 14, 2015, 4:40 am
5er, sad but true


TAGS: i just love the ladies
Rating: 4.86/5

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RayZorZedge - September 27, 2010, 9:40 pm
Herd this one beefor
culos - September 27, 2010, 8:16 am
Mea culpa, mea ultima culpa, I guess great minds think alike, didn't know you'd done the joke. still like my picture though ;-)
ICEMAN - September 27, 2010, 8:01 am
Hmmmmmmmm, this looks very familiar... #98685


TAGS: why bother just gonna fail
Rating: 4.79/5

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caveman - June 26, 2012, 10:00 pm
Cheers Space
spacedog - June 26, 2012, 9:56 pm
Nice one caveman.


TAGS: fatality challenge just remember kiddies greybeards invented that ****
Rating: 4.71/5

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Valek - March 23, 2012, 8:40 am
This is awesome. Such fantastic details for an Etch-A-Sketch, AND rocking my favorite classic game of all time. 5L!
ICEMAN - May 30, 2010, 1:50 am
Thank you Sir. I really didn't expect too much for this one.
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 1:49 am
One of two you've made lately that I LOVE!



TAGS: just poking some fun here
Rating: 4.38/5

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forseti - July 2, 2010, 3:30 am
thx for Jon Lajoie!
TheTrashHeap - July 1, 2010, 11:05 pm
Kinda like dry cottage cheese but not the same. Gs...EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
GreyScorpion - July 1, 2010, 11:03 pm
Oh,,there's nothing like the sound of a Mooooo...when you hit bottom
ICEMAN - July 1, 2010, 11:00 pm
Please keep those k**** bovine fantasies to yourself Grey.
GreyScorpion - July 1, 2010, 10:58 pm
you can't get good cheese curds here in the south, we have the wrong kind of cows. need good big bag swaying Holsteins, not these black and tan beefers with little teats...god I miss the north, and their dairy girls
ICEMAN - July 1, 2010, 10:56 pm
Fresh cheese curds. Is that anything like cottage cheese? We hicks in the desert need to know... just in case.
TheTrashHeap - July 1, 2010, 10:54 pm
Make sure its beef gravy and fresh cheese curds. The EMT's will appreciate it.
GreyScorpion - July 1, 2010, 10:52 pm
I just sent a preemptive 911 call, because I know what will happen....I'll see it, then I'll want it, then I'll try to make it...then the house will catch on fire
TheTrashHeap - July 1, 2010, 10:49 pm
Type "Poutine" into google images.
TheTrashHeap - July 1, 2010, 10:47 pm
Yeah its amazing if Cardiologically Irresponsible.
GreyScorpion - July 1, 2010, 10:46 pm
that's not till the 12th
ICEMAN - July 1, 2010, 10:46 pm
And then you guys actually eat that, right?
TheTrashHeap - July 1, 2010, 10:45 pm
salt and Vinegar is ok but Gravy and cheese curd is the only way to go.
GreyScorpion - July 1, 2010, 10:43 pm
To Disavow Captain Kirk, would be illogical, that'd be like putting vinegar on your fries
TheTrashHeap - July 1, 2010, 10:39 pm
Grace Park FTW. We disowned Thicke. Shatners next.
ICEMAN - July 1, 2010, 10:38 pm
You guys are still to blame for Alan Thicke
GreyScorpion - July 1, 2010, 10:33 pm
I'm with cubby on that choice, she's familar with juggling the family jewels
TheTrashHeap - July 1, 2010, 10:33 pm
NEVER CUBBY! Have you seen him on Rescue me? He's not a Keaton anymore.
Cubbybear - July 1, 2010, 10:31 pm
I'll take Shannon Tweed ove Pam any day.
TheTrashHeap - July 1, 2010, 10:31 pm
On the other hand sorry about Tom Green. For some reason some of us encouraged him.
Cubbybear - July 1, 2010, 10:30 pm
Apologize for Michael J Fox and you got a deal
GreyScorpion - July 1, 2010, 10:28 pm
Red Green!! I love that guy!
TheTrashHeap - July 1, 2010, 10:26 pm
Jim Carey, Pam Anderson, Red Green.....sorry about Avril Lavigne and Celine Dion. You're welcome for The Baren**** Ladies and The Tragically Hip.
ICEMAN - July 1, 2010, 10:17 pm
Don't forget Bob & Doug McKenzie
TheTrashHeap - July 1, 2010, 9:19 pm
Never poke fun at the country that gave the world Instant mashed potatoes, poutine fries and the snowmobile! Oh and the electron microscope and the pacemaker.


TAGS: intoxication just one more
Rating: 4/5

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Derek - December 30, 2009, 5:21 pm
Heheh - basket case

A KISS - A trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become unnecessary.

TAGS: will you just shut up
Rating: 3.75/5

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OptimusRhyme - January 26, 2012, 4:42 am
Stop with all this emo **** all chill out

sheer cowardice -

TAGS: eric garner i can t breathe justice serpico
Rating: 3.56/5

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Greybeard - December 7, 2014, 9:47 pm
5L excellence as always
mizzdizz - December 7, 2014, 5:28 pm
Good observation, M'lord! The ones I've had problems with over the years, including right now, eunuchs. Absolute eunuchs! These guys are giving a whole lot of real live heros a bad name. You shouldn't have to fear a badge. You should be able to trust it.
mizzdizz - December 7, 2014, 5:20 pm
Read your comment on 'Good Cops' Edgeman. The morons suck and shouldn't be allowed to own guns. Raising the ole coffee cup to that!
mizzdizz - December 7, 2014, 5:12 pm
Tip of the coffee cup to Serpico! He was human, as we all are, but what he did took guts! I have to deal with a bunch of guys playing dress-up right now. Most cops are good people, and some are friends. Some of the ones here are a disgrace to The Badge.
GaryO - December 7, 2014, 4:02 pm
Can’t say I agree with everthing you show, lord, and I won’t say here that Serpico was a glorified rat, but I do like yer style. 5how nuf.
Greeny - December 7, 2014, 3:19 pm
There's more than one side to this problem; like the old saying goes, 'If you can't stand the heat - stay out of the kitchen'
Thedge - December 7, 2014, 2:39 pm
real depth there, they should also not be able to own guns. Morons suck. 5+


TAGS: who knows maybe it s all just that
Rating: 3.5/5

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phydeaux - January 14, 2010, 12:18 am
A tempest in a teacup? Almost...but 5/5
Derek - January 13, 2010, 4:17 pm
...a storm in a spirit glass?
GreyScorpion - January 13, 2010, 1:18 pm
I like this...."5, and make that with rocks, please"

STAN GABLE - Evil in it's purest form

TAGS: just ask the tri lambs
Rating: 3.14/5

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TheSarge - November 20, 2009, 1:26 pm
Hahaha...I love this movie.

FEAR - Of the unknown, Fear of the desired And Fear of the question, "Why Is There A Naked Man In My Bed?"


TAGS: not dissing power girl just sayin
Rating: 2.91/5

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MO - August 26, 2009, 1:30 pm
There is no "before" Power Girl! There is only....POWER GIRL!!!! No and then either!!!

APOCALYPSE - Earth is one mediocre album away from one of these

TAGS: justin bieber apocalypse funny ending
Rating: 2.25/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 14, 2010, 12:18 am
Just because she's Canadian doesn't make her any less of a woman. 1L

THE MIZUKAGE - Hotter than any fireball justu

TAGS: mizukage h** fireball justu
Rating: 1.5/5
agdaniele - August 20, 2010, 8:08 pm
h**ter than any fireball jiujitsu, but still not as good as a real b***erface.
Zealot - August 20, 2010, 4:07 pm
i saw (and occasionally watch) naruto, but no man, just no
Mr. Shiny - August 20, 2010, 2:28 pm
Ok, someone deliberately made this to get at people, or...well I just feel smarter looking at it, now that I know there is somebody capable of this and its not me.
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 11:27 am
Of course not Ice, i vote this one up for the HOS, i mean HOF!
ICEMAN - August 20, 2010, 10:45 am
By 5L you mean 1L, right?
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 10:34 am
Um yea, this one is pure amsome! I mean how could you not want to do anything but 5L this, 5L.
TheTrashHeap - August 20, 2010, 8:30 am
Hands up if this makes sense to you!


TAGS: the circle won t be broken because then its just an arc
Rating: 4.9/5

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rerun - December 14, 2010, 7:33 pm

that guy resembles my avatar....but I don't remember them.
DanteMars - December 14, 2010, 7:30 pm
5L's, lol isnt that TOC in the center? Looks like a younger family foto...
Hawamleh - August 4, 2010, 8:08 pm
So Simple, Yet So Awesome. 5l


TAGS: justsay n
Rating: 4.82/5

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TAGS: just another day at the office
Rating: 4.73/5

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Hawamleh - December 31, 2010, 10:33 pm
thanks for the back up there buddy
5150monkeylove - December 31, 2010, 8:42 pm
All I got from that last comment was "blah, blah, Timmy, Timmy, blah." Why don't you just look around for a bit and enjoy?
mickyc - December 31, 2010, 8:01 pm
The very concept of being against the warriors is absurd, something created by those who benefit from the war so they can flog everyone else into fighting it for them. All of that "for us or against us" stuff is a critical failure of the imagination.
Hawamleh - December 30, 2010, 6:56 pm
.preaching to the choir here man, same as you here.
Zealot - December 30, 2010, 5:01 pm
i have nothing against the warriors, just the war they have to fight


TAGS: multi tasking medicinal justsay n
Rating: 4.73/5

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Oiler - January 30, 2013, 11:28 am
The best part of waking up...it smolders in your cup. Well said. 5L